This is what it feels like to be a teen in the modern age

A certain man decided his wife of 10 years and 5.5 children could not be trusted on a computer. The solution? His and hers computers of course! Along with a filter to keep that untrusty 30 year old mom of many from doing anything inappropriate. Oh, and her computer is the 7 year old one, with Linux as the operating system. He gets the one year old computer with all the fancy dodads. What? Wifey wants her files? Okay, so he sets up her computer to get into all the old files. If she wants to print, well there's only one printer, so just have a child run down to get those printouts. No bother about wasting paper from having to print single sided. If she wants pictures from the camera, he'll gladly oblige in his spare time to upload them on the computer. Isn't he the nicest, most trusting husband ever?